Welcome back, Queerios. This week, Jordan Barbour and Dr. Caitlin Shure (aka Mister Sister) dive into another exciting Ru-Cap and answer the question, if a Symone falls in the forest, does she have to lip-sync??? After that, it's time for another Stupid Quiz: Whitney, Britney, or Sh*tney! Then, for our Pop Culture Moment, this week we're looking at the recent Sherry Pie interview on the Tamron Hall talk show, which segues into a Deep Dive convo on the nature of Cancel Culture. What is it? Is it real? And do we think Louis C.K. deserves another chance? (Hint: Not really). After that, we turn our attention to Texas and ask the eternal question, Fa Who? And of course, we end with our ConsQUEERacies. What's up with February being so short? And who really sabotaged Ted Cruz's Cancun getaway? The truth is out there. And she owes us five dollars!!