Jeff Bezos’ New Year’s Disco Style Hits a Nerve 

The Amazon and Blue Origin founder celebrated 2022 with a party while traveling on a yacht in the Caribbean. Not all of his social media followers were impressed with his splashy look.

Oh, what a photo. In it, Mr. Bezos beams in a pair of tight white pants, a gaudy patterned silk shirt and heart-shaped sunglasses (at night), while Ms. Sánchez wears a racy sparkled jumpsuit with significant cutaways. They look like a couple that does little but work out and make out—the billionaire version of the cast of the reality show “Jersey Shore”—an impression reinforced by other photos taken of the pair during their 2021-2022 holiday break spent on a yacht with friends and family near St. Barth in the Caribbean. Through a representative, Mr. Bezos declined to comment.

Mr. Bezos’ garments are not your typical beefcake threads, however. His tight, cream-colored jeans would appear to be from cerebral, uber-luxe Italian purveyor Brunello Cucinelli, judging by the logo of a mythological creature and castle tower embroidered on the change pocket. Luxury e-commerce site Mr Porter sells a similar pair for $875. The silk shirt is a dead-match for one from French brand Casablanca that can be purchased for $1,247 on Farfetch. As for those optimistic heart-shaped sunglasses, they might be Saint Laurent (the brand offers a similar pair for $505), or they might just be—Amazon.