Conspiracy! This week, we open up our microwave to record some crystal clear audio and talk about our Commander in Chief’s love of conspiracy theories. Mr. Spartan recently became aware of the Flat Earth conspiracy, so we discuss the “science” behind that. (Spoiler – “that’s stupid!”) It’s all out there, people – you just have to start making random connections between disparate topics and gigantic leaps in logic, and pretty soon you’ll be pulling on the thread that unravels your reality. Stay woke, y’all! (Available wherever quality podcasts are sold!)