Yer a Wizard, Harry – Book 2, Episode 16: The Chamber of Secrets

Here it is, good people. The eponymous chapter of The Chamber of Secrets! We finally go down the rabbit/snake hole, explore Slytherin’s hidden lair, and ask the hard-hitting questions: Why is the Basilisk so short? Why can no one hear a not-so-giant snake slithering through the plumbing? Where does all the disappeared wizard poo go?! Oh, and …