Brian shows off the arsenal he found in his son's room, explains his newly automated deer gate, and reports back from eye surgery. Jack repeatedly tries—and fails—to deliver professional ad reads for fried chicken nipples, Eric Estrada fistfight videos, and suspiciously white broccoli, while Brian unveils inventions including the Grumble Mitt, Dr. Tidwell's Beaver Tonic, a dubious breast-cancer screener, and the terrifying Brian and Shine alarm clock.