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Yeti Sighting on Blurt.blog

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Tiptoe
Teeny tiny tremble in the trees

[Verse 1]

High soprano:
In the north woods
Quiet
Chilly
Where the breath hangs cold and still-y
Something hairy
Something huge
Ruins everybody’s snowshoe route

[Choir]

Ooooh
Scandal in the spruce
The yeti is on the loose

[Chorus]

Solo + choir:
Yeti on the loose! (on the loo-oose!)
Someone’s eaten all the winter soup and juice
Giant footprints on my grandma’s skis
Yeti on the loose
Bless you when you sneeze

[Verse 2]

Mezzo:
He borrowed Mrs. Anderson’s parka
Left behind a pinecone and a marker
Signed the bark
“Thanks for the snack”
Then belly-flopped
Rolled all the way back

[Choir

Staccato]
He’s a fuzzy
Fussy
Frosty friend
With a mitten on each end

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

[dramatic tremolo strings]
Solo:
Is he monster? Is he myth?
Or just cold and slightly miffed?
Put some cocoa in a cup
And his growling… clears right up

[Choir

Mock-serious]
Diplomatic pastry truce
For the yeti on the loose

[Chorus]

[Outro]

[soft glissando violins]
Solo
Very tender:
In the north woods
Hush
Be steady
If you hear a dainty burp… he’s ready
Choir
Fading:
Yeti on the loo-oose…
[pianissimo]
…excuse

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