Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, “Why can’t people be more careful?”

Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough....

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