Amy takes us on a whirlwind journey to Norwegia on this week's quest for a literal dream wife. Featuring not one but TWO sets of three trials, no fewer than four trolls, a mystery man frozen into a block of ice somehow, and three milk baths. You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll wonder how one epic could ever be so extra. Presenting: The Companion.

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