I had a lazy week, like many of us, so I'm only reviewing one show this week: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which is (I'M TELLING YOU!) the most unreal, utterly engrossing thing currently airing on television. No, I'm not being facetious. Yes, you must watch it. Also, more actors are forfeiting paychecks in the name of "personal freedom."

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