On this very special, very erotic holiday episode, we answer the question that's been nagging you the entire time that you've had your head in the gas oven: "Why am I pathetic and alone on Valentine's Day?" The answer dear, slowly asphyxiating listener is simple...you are an unpleasant person. That's why we here at Punditocracy, world renowned for our self-lovemaking skills, are here to point out your failings as a person in a demoralizing public forum. So put down that bottle of pills you little Anna Nicole and enjoy the sweet, sensual sounds of the politics and culture podcast as we explain why people treat you like you have a VD on VD.