Christmas movie? Barely. Horror movie? It's a stretch. And yet, this week, Jo & Rhiannon take you into the dirty, naked heart of New York City and the infamous castles right outside its borders (you know the ones!) with the 1999 psychosexual thriller Eyes Wide Shut. This steamy puzzler has everything you could ever want: a masked sex cult, fairly tame nudity, pretty boring orgies, spooky piano, and Tom Cruise in Uggs! Eyes Wide Shut? More like Ears Wide Open!