You Can’t Pick Your Friend’s Nose

Wanna hear a couple of real cool 30-somethings talk about Tik Tok? We knew you would. We're serving' it up on a Tik Tok silver platter. We talk about content and funny stuff and some deep stuff as well, per usual. Just put your headphones in your earholes and listen.

Get on up and dance people. The dads are back and ready to party. There is a bunch to discuss, including some weird facts, Gary Vee, and the whole other ball of wax. Enjoy it! It's free!

Ben Franklin? You bet your sweet bloomers! We mix it up on topics like hobbies, collections, favors, and eBay, plus a healthy amount of our usual nonsense you've come to love and depend on. 

Do aliens like Mountain Dew? Did they invent it? If the human race started over completely, would they one day recreate Mountain Dew exactly as it is today? We tackle some hard questions and find out why Jordan can't stop watching TikTok's about conspiracy theories in this edition of YCPYFN. Check, check, check it out.

Imagine stepping into the ring with Andre the Giant... now imagine getting on an airplane with him. We talk about all of this and more in another classic episode of You Can't Pick Your Friend's Nose. Daren also drops a serious piece of life wisdom and words to live by near the end. You'll want to hear that.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! We chat about our Spanish pasts and almond milk futures. We also take a run diagnosing what makes a movie great, what in the world embalming fluid has to do with cows, and what absolute sensory overload looks like in a movie theater.

The boys are back in town and feeling' fly. We discuss paparazzi, Harry Potter, vacation spots and forget-me-nots. And a little bit if everything in between like you've come to know and love. Please enjoy.

We talk about receding hairlines, confidence, certain bodily functions, and just have an all-around good ol' time.

This week your favorite boys discuss ketchup being used as medicine and recall some the most useless things we've ever memorized. We touch on philosophy as well, but just a touch...

Oh no! Someone put beets on the salad bar at Sizzler... Sounds like an old fashioned Salad Accident. Listen closely as your favorite boys all about personal relationships, Roman emperors, yummy salad toppings, and that one time Daren pooped his pants at Scout camp.