This was a fun can of worms to open! Finish the sentence: You couldn't pay me enough to _____.

Dub found this story about a two-year old chain smoker in India, but we think the kid may be living a double life as one of our salespeople.*sips tea*

And, after last week's controversy in I Love You, Man...another upset, but this seems to be a pretty clear-cut case, according to our Jiffy Lube Multicare Text Line.