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You Have Lawn Ornaments. I Have Statues, Kris.

A man and woman return to nature to find that it's not Eden. It's a pretty great place that smells like expensive disinfectant and has bald eagles everywhere. Things aren't perfect though, as troubles come from grifters, front-platers, voracious trash goblins, tick carrying forest dogs, and trucks so high they block the sun. Listen in to let them tell you what it means to be Pocono'd.

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You Have Lawn Ornaments. I Have Statues, Kris.

You Have Lawn Ornaments. I Have Statues, Kris.