The gallant knight rode his trusty steed up to the castle gate. "Halt" came a voice within. "Who be desiring access to Castle Bon Bon Bon Bon?" "It is I" said the knight "Lord Edward of Paper Review" and with that the portcullis opened and the brave knave entered, and within minutes he had slain all but those hiding in the cupboard under the stairs.

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