Alright we've made it... to the reunion. One of four! So what happened, well firstly the studio has recreated Kathy Hiltons backyard - sweet. Secondly EJ has somewhat tried to use her words carefully but has failed miserably and called the victims alleged. We also learn her lawyers advised her to quit the show. But when you have bills to pay, you can't be a quitter - am I right or am I right! Sutton threw the first shady burn and it was well deserved for Rinna, I mean to not call Sutton's store a business? I mean if it's not, what is it - please define because we'd really love to hear this definition. Also Michael broke up with Sutton on Valentines Day! Fenty-way, we really do hope Sutton's business is growing "EXPONENTIALLY" and not excrementally? Whilst Sutton is building empires she's also burning Bel Air mansions. EJ mentions she's back in the streets looking for a nice fella with a big anaconda (I felt weird typing that haha). Next up on the list we have Garcelle, and let me tell you, she held her own. When two irrelevant heauxes came for her crown, she said kneel and kiss my ring. Dorit and her parrot Rinna shaved some micro-aggressions like it was parmesan cheese. To one point we had another phrase up for debate "passively provocative" and then Dorit yelling for what reason? Garcelle and Rinna's friendship is weird y'all, I should put that in air quotes. EJ pipes up and says should Rinna stop trying to rebuild their friendship? Harry also gets mentioned, for no reason. I mean Lisa used him as way of saying you look unhappy. Nah girl you look unhappy because you got caught in your own lie and now people have the facts and they are going to read you to filth - I'm talking about the fact that you allegedly said you didn't want race to be brought onto the show. So that was Part one.