Comedian Simon Lipson is joined by butter-wouldn't-melt Julie Welch, ever-cheery Kevin Acott and Hollywood wannabe Lee Brown, one of whom says' wanker'. Several times. You'd never guess.

In this episode, we discuss Villarreal and Brighton, the lack of oomph, striker dilemmas and Vic's concrete feet. We also examine the impact of Simons at number 10, the dynamics of the team under Thomas Frank, and the quirks of football culture, including which Gooners, if any, are tolerable?

And is Glory Glory Hallelujah a bit shit? What other songs might we adopt?

Also, is it ever ok not to wear socks with a suit?

Plus predictions for upcoming matches against Doncaster and Wolves.