In the Young Burnout premiere, Chris and Lis begin by discussing this question: what does it mean to be a "young burnout?" This conversation quickly devolves into several ridiculous tangents, including the insanity of duck genitals, the legitimacy of the brontosaurus, and wildly incorrect but bizarrely confident speculations on the origins of Winnie-the-Pooh's name. Chris is wrong about everything in this one. Finally, shoutout to the band Cream, and Eric Clapton in particular.