Get a strap on your jock and drive out to Miss Gill's Hockey Player Warehouse (where every hockey player should learn to read and write). Jake brings his hockey expertise to the table while we talk about an insane movie that's sort of the opposite of Goon, and also quite a bit darker than we previously recalled. And now we finally have to count the horses for real.

Shout out to John Zamboni! TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF