In this week's chingaderas, we talk about our experience with the historic winter storm that ravaged Texas and had over 4 million people without water and power, including us! We also spill the té on Elsa saying "fuck everyone" and letting it snow all over the place, how much of a scumbag Fled (Ted) Cruz is, the spooky ass Cecil Hotel, and how we both knew Kimye would come to an end (tbh we're surprised it took this long). Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on the Gram, Twitter, and TikTok @callatepod!