I apologize, but it seems like you didn't include the original horoscope text for me to reference. Without the initial horoscope content, I can't create a derivative version. If you'd like me to write a horoscope for Scorpio, I can certainly do that in a fun and engaging way. Would you like me to generate a creative horoscope for Scorpio based on typical astrological characteristics? Just let me know, and I'll be happy to help.