Sarah screws up and has to do three takes to introduce the show. Sarah steals wall plugs from the closing down Wilko store. Daniel steals a huge mug from a motorway service station and three children books from Foyles after a bomb threat. “Five finger discounts”. Weighing technology to stop cheating at self check outs. May as we’ll be hung for a sheep as a lamb. Sarah the opportunist sellotape thief. Dangers of oestrogen in salmon. Daniel gets annoyed by a Spanish customer glued to his phone, Rules for a Citizen’s arrest. Sarah prevents a massive theft from ASDA. Turning a blind eye to those in need. Connection between shoplifting clothes and avoiding baggage charges travelling with Ryanair etc. insurance losses and the police. Difference between stealing and losing virginity. Stolen kisses and much more.