Chris gives us a motorcycle update and conspires with Brandon on how to convince his wife to let him get one. Brandon talks about his deep crush on Ken Burns. They talk about a tweet referenced by Brandon's friend Ashish and talk about why it's a great take. They talk about the BS marketing around "Clean Code". They identify Programmer A and Programmer B archetypes and the false dichotomy of "get shit done" vs. "measure twice, cut once" work styles.