Remember 5 days ago when you could sit down and eat in a restaurant?  In this episode we look at how we would have been spending our weekend before corona and reflect on dramatic injuries, bad haircuts, and besting your spouse in the home improvement wars. We provide some new ideas for entertainment during the COVID-19 lockdown, ponder the price of a rotisserie chicken, and illustrate the importance of calling Miss Dig. We also announce a special quarantine contest you won't want to miss!  We could all use some comedy during these uncertain times.  Come laugh along with us.