Begin message to leave behind for Listeners: Well, friends. It's time. See what I did there?

Pageant night is upon us as I dictate this. Hopefully nothing crazy gets in our way like curveballs from Crown Currentsy or the church congregation.

By the time you're listening to this, CC and I will likely be home. Whatever that means. It's been a pleasure, Listeners. If a Roach's voice falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it... Well, you get the idea. Thank you all.

Note to message-bot: Cut that last bit before publishing. Too sappy. No pun intended. Heh heh.

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Oh, food, glorious food. We're anxious to fuggedaboutit. Apparently.

As the hangry congregation fasts, your favorite cat captain works very hard to keep this Same Boat afloat before the time flies make a meal of everyone.

Some secret sauces regarding this place and its resident time travelers get accidentally unearthed along the way...

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This is a message specifically for Roach! Though maybe you can get something out it too, Listener, who knows.

Things are getting dire over here. I'm sure everything will be explained in our next upload... if we survive that long...

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Alright, listeners. It's CC's time to shine. And by "shine," I mean "struggle to type this and with generally everything else."

As 2025's time flies start to take their toll on Roach, this newly anointed cat has got to figure out how to get her back in her right mind and keep our escape plan in progress. And not get stepped on.

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The things we do for those we need. I mean, love. Yeah.

CC and I spelunk into the bowels of the ship and our pasts in order to keep Grasshopper in the pageant and avoid the unimaginable headache of recasting.

We unfortunately make discoveries that will change our relationship and on-mic dynamic forever.

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Let's talk about it, baby. And how talking about it can apparently have weird consequences on certain churches and certain time travelers.

This week, CC and I must overcome an abstinence course (more like obstacle course, am I right?) that is impeding our imperative creative juices (ugh, phrasing, sorry) if we're ever gonna get out of here.

Who knows, some life lessons might actually get learned along the way despite everyone's best efforts.

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We forgot about money! This week, we try to get some of that stuff to fund important things like wigs for the pageant and flowers for the garden. Oh, and food.

Unfortunately, marketing strategies from the future apparently don't mix super well with your average modern Baptist human sensibilities... (CC notes here that calling our spaghetti-throwing methodology "marketing strategies" is a stretch.)

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An influencer and pilot from the future crash-land in a 2025 Baptist church. We handle it all extremely gracefully.

Written and Created by

Heidi Fischer

Performed by 

Heidi Fischer

Dio Garner

Alex Hanback

Alexis Tipton

Kelsey V 

Additional performances by

Ñita

Pendejo

Squib 

Soundscaping and editing by

Paloma Ortiz

Music by

Heidi and Alison Fischer 

Thank you to

E.V. Belknap

Jonathan Fischer 

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Scared of the future? Join this time traveling duo in being more scared of your present! Crash-landing April 15th.

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