Description: A physicist's fever dream of frustration as coffee shop philosophers butcher quantum concepts while actual science threatens to unravel our digital lives faster than you can say "superposition." Prepare for existential whiplash and zero quantum comfort.

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Four peppers because your fragile worldview deserves to be napalmed by a physicist with anger issues. We'll shatter your quantum buzzwords, mock your coffee shop profundity, and leave you questioning reality itself—all while you nervously laugh to mask the existential dread creeping up your spine like quantum inevitability.