You've got 60 seconds to see if this is the podcast for you - what do you do? I can see you're a person of great taste so here's a transcript (ooh fancy):

Hey there world - I’m Thomas Brando Greenman, the host of You’re Not My Father! a family friendly, fatherly advice podcast that educates, entertains, and makes you laugh!  No I’m serious, you will laugh.  As a father and a husband, I’m blessed with an amazing family, complete with two kids who couldn’t be more different than each other.  I also run a small business, and I love technology, music, and video games.  Our podcast shares a ton of wisdom, fun, and perspectives from not just me and my family, but a cast of thousands who have helped change my world.  Fear not!  the challenges of being a human no longer need to faced alone!  If you don’t have a father or need really great life advice, our show in your corner!