We come to you on this hallowed eve to present a new offering. Our humblest apologies for such a long hiatus (our hater almost took us out). You will be pleased to hear we have doubled in size for this week's ep and are joined by special guests (and huge fans) Callum and Cameron. Topics include how we met, are costume parties a faux pas, housemate horror stories, what is seeding and leeching, why Hinge has shadow-banned you and our L's of the past month.