Ghosting, breadcrumbing, zombieing and benching. Some of them you’ve heard of, some of them you haven’t, so on this week’s episode we’re going through modern dating terms and what they mean.

In other news, on our dating podcast Simon and Shannon have absolutely no dating news of their own to report.

Shannon has uninstalled all of her apps and gone into hibernation for the winter. Simon really just can’t be bothered and honestly, who can blame him?

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