New to You’ve Got to Be Critting Me and want to catch up fast?

This special recap episode covers the story so far - from our party’s arrival in Setstone, to the horrors of Almore Island, to the whispers of the Far Realm itself.

🎭 Meet our heroes:

• Malcius Sorrow - tiefling bard with flair (and questionable use of Thunderwave).
• Sefi - a towering goliath fighter who doesn’t hesitate to act.
• Thormir Moonsight - a dwarven druid, driven by vengeance and nature’s fury.
• Todd Van Wyk - a masked half-elf rogue haunted by voices in the dark.

🌑 In this recap, you’ll hear:

• The first shocking signs of mutation in Setstone.
• Guthber’s chilling connection to the Hand of Narkul.
• Skeletons, fish-spawn, cursed relics, and a monastery bell tolling doom.
• Todd’s dangerous bond with whispers from the Far Realm.

Whether you’re jumping in for the first time, or need a refresher before continuing with Episode 15, this recap will get you up to speed.

⚔️ The stage is set. The Hand of Narkul stirs.

Will our heroes survive what’s to come?

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music

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After a chaotic night at Jimbo’s farm, the party regroups at the Lion’s Den for some much-needed rest… and a questionable number of breakfast beers. Thormir sharpens a femur into a makeshift weapon, Malcius gets magically freshened up, and Todd discovers he may not be the only one watching.

The group brings their findings to the town guard, revealing what they saw through the portal and the growing threat of gnolls nearby. As the captain scrambles for reinforcements, the adventurers agree to assist with a string of unsolved burglaries… but not before Thormir makes a pitstop at a local embroidery shop with a very specific cape request.

Skulls are stored, shots are shared, suspicion is high, and somehow this still counts as progress.

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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The party wakes up after a harrowing night at Jimbo’s farm, where a mysterious giant escaped through a portal but not without promising to return. As Sefi contemplates her mortality and Malcius strums away in quiet reflection, the team regroups at the Lion’s Den for a hearty breakfast (with varying opinions on melons). But the calm doesn’t last long. A secret note appears under Todd’s bread, Thormir gets a new cape (and a new lease on flair), and Shalah, Todd’s impish companion, may have accidentally shoplifted.

Between investigating, shopping for supplies, and narrowly avoiding an arrest over a floating lock, the group begins to piece together that something much bigger is looming behind Jimbo’s livestock problem. Is the town prepared? Are they?

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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A mysterious giant, a moonlit battlefield, and a very revealing tooth. The party finds themselves in a chaotic showdown as they fight to stop an unexpected escape. Thormir makes a shocking connection to his past and tries to keep the giant pinned with Moonbeam, and Sefi throws herself (literally) into grappling the impossible. Meanwhile, Malcius pulls the psychic strings with dissonant whispers, and Todd experiments with questionable weapon swaps mid-fight.

Gnolls get scruffed, portals glow ominously, and new secrets come to light in this wild, tooth-rattling episode.

Will they stop the giant from vanishing through the portal? Or will old wounds resurface faster than you can say "Sentinel attack of opportunity"?

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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The party's farmyard stakeout finally kicks off! After a night of elaborate planning, questionable traps, and plenty of animal antics, the team faces off against a group of gnolls and a towering, rune-covered giant stepping through a mysterious portal. Chaos erupts as stealthy setups devolve into roars, tripping gnolls, and frantic improvisation. Will they stop the giant before he escapes? And what secrets do those glowing runes hold?

Expect epic combat, farm-themed shenanigans, and plenty of "you've got to be critting me" moments in this wild ride of an episode!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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The party’s stay in Beckinsdale takes a surprising turn as they meet a mysterious figure named Jimbo at the job board, and he's got just the kind of odd quest they didn’t know they were looking for. Between emotional shopping sprees, cryptic hints, and suspicious new allies, our adventurers find themselves drawn deeper into the town's secrets. Will they keep their focus (or their gold)? Or will Jimbo’s pitch be too intriguing to resist?

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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After surviving a battle underground, the party heads to Beckinsdale and sets their sights on something far more dangerous: shopping. Todd gets mysterious with his money, Malcius seeks magical upgrades (and maybe a little flair), Thormir stocks up on natural remedies, and Sefi debates the merits of potion flavors. As the crew browses local wares, their packs get heavier, but so do the questions about what lies ahead.

Who’s buying what? Can Todd keep a secret? And how long can a party stay out of trouble while surrounded by magic items?

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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The party returns to the well beneath Almore Island, determined to finish what they started. With rope in hand and tension high, they make the dangerous descent into the darkness once more.

Navigating the familiar stone corridors, they prepare themselves for a confrontation with the creature they narrowly escaped before. But as they press deeper, they discover the island's dangers haven't diminished, and the stakes are higher than ever.

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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The party tries to enjoy a peaceful morning in town... until Malcius drops a bombshell over breakfast: a cursed statue version of himself, born from a magic bean, wants him dead. As they debate whether to smash it, sell it, or study it, tensions rise and secrets surface. With old ghosts stirred and new plans brewing, the group returns to the island and prepares to face the monster they once left behind.

Magic, missteps, and miniature threats await in this chaotic and cathartic episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me.

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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Episode 16 – “The Idiots and Their Beans”

Back in Sestone, the party takes a moment to rest, reconnect, and reflect, but peace is a fragile thing. As strange gifts are unwrapped and unsettling questions arise, even the comfort of home can't keep the nightmares away. A bizarre magical discovery threatens to unravel everyone's patience… and possibly their sanity.

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

Podcast art by Ada Hath

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