Let's all sail to that nice little island over there that isn't on any of the maps. That'll be cool, right?

Well sure. As long as it doesn't turn out to be any one of several kinds of things that look like islands but then turn out to be some sort of giant creature with trees growing on it. Because that's no good. And more than one captain has lost ship and crew to such things.

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