🎙️ Episode Summary: Zechariah Chapter 8 – Be Happy or God’ll Smite Ya!

After a brief hiatus (or let’s be real—another chaotic life intermission), we’re back with our regularly scheduled snark and sacrilege. This week, we dive into Zechariah Chapter 8, where God pulls a total PR 180. One minute he's a wrathful sky daddy dishing out plagues like Oprah gives away cars, and now? He’s all sunshine, kittens, and “Don’t be afraid, I promise I won’t smite you this time... maybe.”

Join us in our brand-new Unstudio™ (because “basement corner with a mic” doesn’t sound as official) as we talk divine jealousy, weirdly worded prophecies, and what it really means when the Lord says, “I hate that you enjoy lying.” Spoiler: if you’re not scared, you should be... but also don’t be. Got it? Good.

And what’s with 10 random people grabbing the hem of one Jew’s robe like it’s Black Friday at a Messiah sale? We dig into it all—Bible bullshit, sarcasm, musical outbursts, and all the awkward divine threats you’ve come to expect from the Old Testament.

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