Yknow, I was walking down the street one day, singing fo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do, and it dawned on me. We, as human being, have assholes. Those assholes pucker up when we are in danger. Driving, is dangers and so when people drive their buttholes clench so much that their asshole becomes a psuedo black hole and consuming their minds turning them into, you guessed it, assholes. Unpucker your cheeks, and embraces zen. Namaste.