Well hello, boys and girls, and welcome to today's episode. We're so glad you joined us. Today Zig and Larry give Kenny Rogers writing credit for, well, everything, the formula for successfully cultivating wicked hangovers, recipes for potted meats, the brilliance of Fred Willard, and reveal the true origin of maple syrup. This week's sponsor is Vodka. Vodka, because they say it can't be smelled on your breath. Vodka, it's clear and can convincingly pass for water if placed in an Evian bottle! Vodka, forget your spouse's name today!