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Love? Oh baby, they took it real personal.
In this episode, I’m breaking down how each zodiac sign loves—and how they absolutely lose it when it doesn’t go their way.
We’ve got signs texting novels, deleting your number mid-sentence, and pretending they’re fine while secretly plotting in the group chat.

Aries wants all of you yesterday.
Cancer’s already picturing the wedding.
Scorpio? They said nothing—but felt everything.
And don’t get me started on Gemini… whew.

No one’s safe. Not even me.
Grab your tea, because this one’s messy, accurate, and very personal.