German tech cartel drama, Meta's 2 trillion parameter monster, and why Altman's house is on fire

Germany's digital bureaucracy gets caught in a Telekom-SAP cartel while Meta's Llama 4 shatters every parameter record imaginable—and a Molotov cocktail incident in San Francisco forces a serious conversation about technocapitalism, AI criticism, and where the lines actually are. We're breaking down the weekend's wildest tech stories and asking whether any of this system actually holds together.