Are you tired of the endless parade of imaginary gun threats? Well, hold onto your tactical gear, because the anti-gun crowd has outdone themselves this time! Introducing their latest boogeyman: The dreaded "Zombie Guns" - apparently lurking in every law-abiding citizen's closet.

Join us in a satirical celebration of the left's most creative fear-mongering yet! Our exclusive merchandise pokes fun at their desperate attempts to conjure up new "loopholes" faster than you can say "constitutional rights."