The New American Post Racial Movement

Evolving Beyond Labels and Classifications

When more sets of blue eyes began to glare a me with hatred and disgust–or rather, when I decided to realize it and ponder upon why, with growing distrust–it became apparent that the world, though always at war, was on the brink of an evolutionary climax; That the caucasian race had murdered, slaughtered, systemized and colonized so many without justice or reparation, that the genetic memories of our ancestors had somehow been activated, forced into an awakening neither wanted or sought, but apparently needed; And here I was, on the wrong side–or, really, neither side at all–but of course, unable to choose–without any action, I am automatically judged to be a black woman–the most challenging existence in humanity.

Still, I consider myself less black than I'm assumed to be–or, rather, not black at all; Even the term ‘African American' has irked me since childhood, and now, certainly as a adult has no assemblance to what I consider to be my ‘race', because I haven't one.

I don't ‘hate' the white man–I'd no reason to believe in ‘The Blue Eyed Devil', a folk tale told for centuries in African American culture, if I hadn't met such hate and deception, judgment, and adversity from it; Now, after the Great American Pandemic, after having spent almost a total of three years making entirely too much eye contact, it has become easy to differentiate between species of human, and their consistent traits and behaviors–

Ahem.

Coconut fried rice

Raw Coconut Meat

Anaheim peppers

White Mushroom

1/2 Large White Onion

1/2 Large Red Onion

1 Large Carrot

1 zuchinni

Garlic

salt

So anyway…

Wait.

Why are blue eyed people acting so crazy?

I told you, it's a race war.

That's fucked up.

Just look away.

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.

You shouldn't exist.

OKay.

So, wait.

What.

Go back.

Go back what.

People are being controlled by their phones?

People are being controlled by a number of things.

Hey.

What.

Go kill yourself.

Who said that?

WHITE POWER!!!!

Oh, hey Skrillex.

Stop doing that.

doing WHAT.

THAT.

DON'T. FALL. IN–

GOD!

WHAT!

Something is happening.

What is it?

I don't know!

Let me see.

…

…

….

Didn't this start out as a scientific article?

I'm not a scientist.

I hate that show.

MORE WHITE POWER.

God.

What?

Hollywood's still racist.

Blue eyes tell lies.

FLASHBACK:

Are you jewish?

…In my heart.

You know, Judaism is the only religion that doesn't allow colored people to join.

…no, it isn't…

CUT BACK TO

I think he meant The Illuminati.

CUT BACK TO FLASHBACK

…It's a tough club to get into. [winks]

CUT BACK TO

–yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant The Illuminati.

What's the difference.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

—yeah.

Between being Jewish, and being in The Illuminati?

Yeah. What's the difference.

Are you serious?

No, I'm Illuminati.

Jesus fucking Christ.

He was Jewish.

OhMyGod.

Definitely.

Skrillex, deadmau5, and Dillon Francis are all on the blacklist.

Challenge: Watch- The Coffee Run All the Way Through; Whoever Makes SUPACREE laugh the hardest will be removed from the blacklist.

WOAH.

YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SNACKS.

“THE DJ'S” have been shapeshifing into SUpacree,

WHAT

How do i write about that.

just write it.

I'm supposed to write that?

Are you sure this is what you want.

I'm not sure of anything—except for this:

WHAT.

‘Pasquale travels into the lower realms by way f”hazardous Consumtion; a tactic used by extra terrersteral species to adapt to the bevaviour *

OKAY, who's british?

Damn.

You did this for cookies.

Yep.

Wow, guys.

“oops”

welp, I opened a portal

LIQUID STRANGER enjoys CC's cooking.

YOU DID THIS FOR SOUP.

Yes.

THAT'S WHY HE'S EATING TWINKIES?

And PopTarts!

He's a soldier!

We're all soldiers.

DILLON FRANCIS is nowhere to be found.

who's looking for him?!

everyone, apparently.

[MEANWHILE]

that's a bender.

It's a new kind of experimentation

Genre bender from an alien nation

Sick of dying from alienation,

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

you shut the fuck

UP

what.

Look up.

I am up.

What. What happened?

Nothing, just

Love—

AGAIN?

it's— her

Are you sure?

It was.

Man, this fucking sucks.

C.C.

WHAT.

Si, si—

huh?

Oh, I see what you did there.

I'm hungry.

Bitch, shut up!

Just—

this is dumb.

No. it's just in english.

Nobody here speaks english.

oh, my goodness.

look at this.

waht.

they all speak

FUCK THIS SKRRIILLINDIGENOUS

THAT'S A NEW ONE

—finally—

NO IT ISN'T.

look at this.

or, don't.

oh. I won't then.

(so don't then.)

THIS IS WHY YOU SIT IN—

Inside.

In?

No.

What is this existence?!

it's just existence.

Oh, good. so it is.

JUST—

Remember this?!

HOW IS IT WEDNESDAY

CAUSE YESTERDAY WAS TACO TUESDAY, BITCH, DID YOU FORGET.

HOW DID. THIS. HAPPEN?!

HOW DOES IT END?!

Oh, i'm pasquale again.

FOOOLLL

IDIOT.

just. limited. it's in increments.

it's experimental, just.

who did this?

French.

Learn three languages.

What's the difference.

MAN—

__HANDLED.

Nah, it's just….nutrition.

What's in this?

Well, it's vegan.

Fuck this shit.

WHAT THE FUCK, ANANDAR; I DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING ON AN ACID TRIP!

Well, then, take advantage of it— because;

WHAT.

come back to us.

…what?

come back to us.

….which…one?

Us.

What the fuck.

oh my god..

she is alien.

I am an “alien”, yes.

But— also human.

YES, VERY HUMAN.

GOD, HELP HIM.

GOD BLESS DILLON FRANCIS!

I DID THAT ALREADY!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

it is aliens.

STOP HIJAKING MY BODY

You did this.

I DID-_NO

IT was planned.

I did, plan this.

SO, do we have an arrangement.

WOAH.

THIIS IS A DISASTER.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

I'm not watching the coffee run

you should

No

What. why not?

At this point, it would be cringey.

Oh, out of gas, are we?

I NEED A NAP

WHAT THE FUCK IS A NAP?!

hey.

hey.

I saw you crying on the beach today.

oh.

why you crying?

(I was actually praying)

please, just let me out of this body,

please, just let me be done with this body, God

Please.

so.

…okay—

why you crying?

Cause i'm ugly.

UGH.

JUST LET ME BE UGLY ON THIS BEACH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME SOME—

Peace?

YES, PLEASE

OKay, well, we don't know what that is so—

AKSJGDAUFHA{UFHQEUFH{WE)IFHFQE”)IHF{WEOUGFH:ASDHQW)HFEO*HFWE:OSDIFH

please explain this.

forgetting how to be human

HUMANS NEED TO EAT

AGH.

DON'T WALK! RUN!

no, don't run, just walk!!!!!!!

SHUT UP, BECKY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

damn. this complex is real .

Oh, it's real.

ITS REAL LOVE.

she ate him.

I saw that.

I'LL EAT YOU, NIGGA.

STOPSHAPESHIFTINGTHIS

why don't you make me?

WELL, WHO IS HE?

“HE”

stop reanimating these things.

why would you do this?!

He's dead, isn't he.

Oh yes—

….

SA—

Say My Name

What is it?

Listen:

Do you love me?

I don't know, maybe

I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IMMIDIATELY.

Well, duly noted.

Who said that?

Who wrote this?

STOP COPYING ME

LEELEEPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THESE BITCHES LOVE TO HATE ME!

uhm. okay.

stop hating me.

stop being ugly.

WHAT THE FUCK

she does this

she does boy things

BUY ME THINGS

oohh, shes pretty.

PRETTY GIRLS DOING BOY THINGS

JUST LOVE ME

you need therapy

I NEED ATTENTION

I NEED SEX, PLEASE.

Oh.

So.

There it is.

There it is. So.

So, you just buy it

THAT'S NOT FAIR

for him, it is.

so. let me get this

uh huh

your paradise is

I”M FUCKIN A MILLION BITCHES

STOP COPYING MEEEEEEEEEEE

you need this

buy this

go get this

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

What is he, your uncle?

I don't know, are you gonna fuck him?

MAYBE.

WOAH

what is this?

It's a game we're playing.

HE'S A FUCKING PSYCOPATH

pSYCOPPATHTICSIKEIKRDJFU

fuck. don't fuck him up too badly

why are you CRYING

BITCH, STOP CRYING

HE HIT ME.

he did

i don't want to be the girl on the back of the bike

I want to be the one riding

fix what needs to be fixed, but don't fix me

need doesn't need

and she just keeps writing

I DIDN'T PLAN THIS.

no, anandar did.

I AM ANANDAR

DON'T YOU SEE!!!

Do you see me?

5:16

FUCK, I missed it..

good thing it's only WEDNESDAY

STOP BENDING TIME

this is impossible

what the fuck

really.

“i don't know what to eat on Wednesdays”

IT'S PIZZA

see. it's pizza. I told you it's pizza.

…what is this?

IT's pizza.

It's—

(((literally never had pizza)))

FUCK IS THIS?

what! who hasn't had PIZZA?

All these niggas.

STOP RAPING AFRICA

stop being ignorant

this not thing. this woman.

this not woman. this thing.

WHAT IS THIS THING

GET OFFA ME

it's fucking disgusting!!

Use the uglies.

damn.

so.

this is evil.

i don't give a fuck about you. i give a fuck about ME

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN—

well, it used to be green

(used to be)

WHAT HAPPENED TO

trees

FUCK BEING ALL WET AND DIRTY EWEWWWWEEEEE

we'll just use these.

Good job, human.

What are you doing?

BEING SUPACREEE

STOP FUCKING COPYING MEEEEEE

now all these bitches—

“bitches”?

They are bitches, they just scowl when they look at me

*coughs*

see. i told you it a demon

I told you its a satan

So, hell is:

I'm trapped in a fat black body surrounded by these:

European women with perfect bodies.

UGH GROSS

They're all so mean, now the prettier the are, the more disgusting they appear to me.

What's that mean.

I see —

I see—

I see—

Beauty

What does that mean?

Whatever HE wants.

So, feminism is:

Fuck these hoe ass niggas!

*crying cause nobody loves me*

coughs: BUY ME THINGS

stupid boys: ok.

___

Aha. It's you.

It is, me.

Good to see you again

[beat]

whoever you are.

This is easilyone of the greatest songs of all time.

Why—

But i don't know why.

(0)(0) did you see that?

yeah i did.

w0w.

Wow.

Once upon a time

FUCK. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

why do you keep lying to yourself?

I'M NOT WORTH ANYTHING ELSE.

You be the DJ.

No, you're the DJ

OKay, i'm the DJ

…No, I wanna be the DJ.

FIne. You're The DJ.

Oh God.

Oh WHAT.

I'm gonna die like this, aren't I?

I mean, probably.

(Probably)

Well, this is what it was.

This was it?

Maybe.

We're all dead here, no worries, really, dear

we're all dear here

no worries, no fear,

She said,

I'll tell you, but you don't want to hear it

He said,

“i do, but you'll never really mean it”

she said

“I do”

he said

“I do, too, but now—I don't want to know you.”

And,

I don't really owe you a dollar, do I

I don't really owe you my soul;

I sold it

Not like it's solid gold, or anything

Not like it's the oldest one I know of,

Not like i'm gonna grow up,

But i'll probably throw up, or something, later

When you're playing to nobody, in the nothing

and nobody's playing to you,

what do you do?

What can you do, but panic and manage to ask for a hand,

or a handle, or an @, or a hashtag,

or a brown paper bag with a sandwich in it?

I just had to have a laugh,

I just had to have a family
FACK

I just happen to have a knack for wearing hats,

and this is tr(ash)

I am gonna CRY.s

Mmm. No you won't.

You're right; i already cried two times today

__

Bruh, what happened?

Ah, I died.

Which time.

This whole time.

i'VE BEEN DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME?

YOU WERE NEVER ALIVE.

NOOOOOO

NN)))))ooo))O00o00oooo.