So I'm watching this is it
So I have this movie queued up for a couple days
And I finally get to watching it,
And it's been a quiet few days
So I'm watching this movie in like silence.
And it's so eerie to watch Michael Jackson rehearse in this like full stadium for nobody at all—
Almost like, telling of the actuality of him impending death— but I'm watching this, and I'm like, really into it, you know, paying attention to all the details, and it gets to the part, one of my favorite songs:
And it's showing him rehearsing like Jam, and you know, it's one of my favorite songs so I know all the words, and he's dancing— going like 110% in rehearsal.
I trained in dancing for a little bit— most people don't do that. In rehearsal it's usually conserving your energy and just about the mechanics of everything, you know, the rehearsals leading up are like “75-80%” you know the drill, you get it down, but you conserve your energy for the big rehearsals— the dress rehearsals and the opening nights and the entirety of the tour— you don't want to burn our.
This dude is going 400% at rehearsal, everytime you see him, which is why he's the absolute catalyst of professionalism for performance.
But I'm watching him rehearse this at full, max-level energy, and he's aiming
And I'm thinking about how literally this is just before he died, and he's really going all-in singing
“Jam! It ain't too much for me!”
And I can't help thinking about the irony of this, is that…
Like it was too much for him… because he did this—
And then died shortly after.
So the irony, to me, was like
“It ain't too much for me!”
I couldn't help but notice the irony.
“It ain't too much for me!”
“Yes it is Michael! Sit the fuck down”
“Let's take a nap, shall we?”
Okay, I get that his death was ruled a homicide:
But here's my reverse conspiracy theory.
I don't think he was murdered.
Like, after all that, Michael was just like
“ok , i'm getting off here. that's…that's enough.”
Or like, we already knew he was immortal and wasn't gonna die anyway, of like, just natural causes.
“Might as well make it a spectacle.”
(lol that joke still works 15 years later, I guess. The movie is on youtube for free right now so, it's relevant.
Every time I stick my hand in the middle of a papaya I wish I had a dick so I could warm it up and fuck it.
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to be fair, I wrote the papaya joke before continuing my obsession with michael jackson in the monumental comic atrocity.
You'd have to warm it up, though.
To this day it still don't make sense
She didn't give a whisper,
but nothing she could try to find in time,
And so, he counts from one to five
and with the lies had come down to talk
With the conclusion that after all,
And the story once to be told
Now you don't need me,
I seek to bleed, sequence
Ten seconds, initiated in the heartfire
lol remember when Skrillex followed me to Brooklyn?
Didn't I hide in a closet?
Did I hide in the closet?
What made me look that up?
Curiosity killed the cat.
Where the fuck is my cat, anyway?
I think Skrillex might just be one cold hard murderer;
I think Sonny hides behind his good looks and non subtle genius—
I think I hide my eyes, cause I can't find them;
The original pair went into the air,
With The Rock And The Kite,
And with all the despair in the world
I like peaches and pears,
This is no random circumstances
That you might have canned them,
Just to recind how I did spend
Don't look and don't touch!
Don't gawk and don't talk back;
I never quite abandoned anything so quite as badly
As my own Cuban sandwhich
Goddammit, not right now!
I don't know when!! Okay?!
BRIAN CRANSTON is not okay .
AHHHHJJJJ!!!'nnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!'nnn
Why is this map still open?!
I don't know! The moderators won't close it.
ANNE HATHAWAY harpoons a large subway rat.
Guh! Fuck New York! I'm so over this?
Don't you like trademark love New York?!
Ah shit. We're back on the timeline where all the celebrities are poor?!
Let's just be honest about this unforgiving all out brawl between JUSTIN BIEBER and DEADMAU5 (JOEL ZIMMERMAN) being the trailer park trash event of the century.
Oh by what fate have these circumstances foreseen us in such a miserable and yet alluring place
To that which these two Canadians,
Throughout time and dust marked one another as arch rivals,
In this, a barren swamp land.
lol so from what I'm understanding
Justin Bieber and like this deadmau5 guy are like—rivals, right—
But in this parallel they actually
Oh no, they live next door to each other in the trailer park.
A SHOTGUN rings out through the bayou.
This will be easy to do with cut-takes.
Cause I think they actually don't get along.
A SECOND SHOT seems to have connected with something unseen with great devastation.
APPARENTLY THE ENTIRE BEEF WAS STAGED.
[morgan does not respond]
MORGAN arrives looking tired.
Why didn't you come before!?
When you called me by my name I thought it was a joke.
[ references TMZ, then entirely destroys television]
I don't know what you're saying.
I like when you sit on my head;
I love with you standard my mark,
And I know when you bring in the world,
I just love when you number
And then back to the store
And my backache this morning was
Or all the wars we fought, our
And yet waking in the crossfire
There were others, aching
Less and less I am enchantments
There I'm sacred, planking
For are you waiting for no one
Girl, those are rockstars
Girl, those are rockstars
Girl, those are rockstars
Show hosts with hot wives.
Girl, those are rockstars,
Girl, those are rockstars,
Girl , those are rockstars
Show hosts with high marks
Girl, those are rockstars,
Show hosts with hot wives.
Great service with hot knives
Year in and year out by and year one
Girl, those are rockstars,
And show hosts with hot wives.
Girl, those are Rick stars,
Headliners, show closers,
Show hosts with hot wives,
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It's best just not to talk about it;
Of course, better not to talk at all–
Now, take a look, his demonstrating excellence,
Mathematics and precision, yes,
You might as well just know it all
But measure it all in low doses, short gallops,
Heart open, no scallops and
Medallions on scallions for the movements meant to move them
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