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Oh yeah, i'm a big fan.
I doubt that.
No, I am.
No, you're not.
I am. One time: I almost spent $60-something dollars on a Covid test so I could get into your show.
Oh yeah.
Yeah. Then, I found out it was $60-something dollars with insurance —
$60 with insurance?
—Yeah— and like $150 without
Wow.
So I jut showed up anyway since I already had the ticket to see what would happen —
Why didn't you just get a covid shot?
I almost did—cause I heard they were giving them away for free—and I love free shit—
What is “free”?
Nothing. But when I got to the door, this blonde chick said if I gave her $10 she'd let me pass.
Just play along
You don't have to suffer
You're not in the wrong
Don't wait too long.
Just pretend you belong
Like it's your favorite song
And maybe someday
When all the beauty fades away,
We all grow old with time and age, you'll say
“I made it” and just fade away
Into a remix
And this is why I don't check Instagram
Often, anyway—
Play the game, pretend your famous
Don't change your name
It's too late for that shit
They'll try to blame you, the haters
But really it's all the same you
Even Jesus can't save you
From whatever you're about to go through
—just shuffle the album,
Plug up your ears real tight
So only the bass gets through
And your hate yourself
But there's nothing you can change today
Except you, so —
These days are crazy
But Everything's virtual
Unfuck The World
Sunni BLU
I'll see you at the end of another long bender
Head in a blender
Idk how did I get here
Back of a sprinter
In LA in the middle of winter
Right at the center
I am ok up on a stretcher!
All the stars are below me:
You don't even know me!
You will never be my homie
You'd be lucky just to blow me!
You reap what you sow, so
I guess i had it coming
Go Smoke a cigarette so your mouth'll stop running
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Oh yeah, i'm a big fan.
I doubt that.
No, I am.
No, you're not.
I am. One time: I almost spent $60-something dollars on a Covid test so I could get into your show.
Oh yeah.
Yeah. Then, I found out it was $60-something dollars with insurance —
$60 with insurance?
—Yeah— and like $150 without
Wow.
So I jut showed up anyway since I already had the ticket to see what would happen —
Why didn't you just get a covid shot?
I almost did—cause I heard they were giving them away for free—and I love free shit—
What is “free”?
Nothing. But when I got to the door, this blonde chick said if I gave her $10 she'd let me pass.
Just play along
You don't have to suffer
You're not in the wrong
Don't wait too long.
Just pretend you belong
Like it's your favorite song
And maybe someday
When all the beauty fades away,
We all grow old with time and age, you'll say
“I made it” and just fade away
Into a remix
And this is why I don't check Instagram
Often, anyway—
Play the game, pretend your famous
Don't change your name
It's too late for that shit
They'll try to blame you, the haters
But really it's all the same you
Even Jesus can't save you
From whatever you're about to go through
—just shuffle the album,
Plug up your ears real tight
So only the bass gets through
And your hate yourself
But there's nothing you can change today
Except you, so —
These days are crazy
But Everything's virtual
Unfuck The World
Sunni BLU
I'll see you at the end of another long bender
Head in a blender
Idk how did I get here
Back of a sprinter
In LA in the middle of winter
Right at the center
I am ok up on a stretcher!
All the stars are below me:
You don't even know me!
You will never be my homie
You'd be lucky just to blow me!
You reap what you sow, so
I guess i had it coming
Go Smoke a cigarette so your mouth'll stop running
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.