I swung by Call to Arms one balmy June afternoon to escape the heat and, subsequently, turn the heat up on someone who might know something about a recent release: Old Old Wooden Ship. Upon my arrival, I shook hands and made strong eye contact with John, one of the owners and head brewer. My eye contact was strictly a power move in an attempt to cover up the fact that his beard was gorgeous and I still can’t grow one.
We sat down with a glass of the hazy beer juice and started with the niceties. At this point, John wasn’t Under Oath, so all of the correspondence is strictly hearsay, but we mostly discussed the pros and cons of barrel aging beers and how Old Old Wooden Ship is a pretty solid step forward in Call to Arms’ attempt to curate a house flavor of barrel based beers.
John may or may not have acknowledged it’s hard as hell to go into a project like this with a desired outcome since the variables in the yeast and barrels are pretty much left to their own devices. That said, the beer turned out great. I would have stuck around and drank them dry, but I respected their desire to let others in on the secret.
So it’s at this juncture that I will relay the section of the conversation where I lulled John into a false sense of comfort to get him to go Under Oath. Chris, the other owner, wasn’t available to talk on the record due to a super double top secret meeting. He mysteriously popped up right at picture time, though. He’s very photogenic.
The following is submitted to the BnL audience as Under Oath episode 001. Audio and transcription options available.
Sam: Could you please state your name for the record?
John: Yep, my name is John Cross.
S: Excellent and can you state your location for the record?
J: We are at Call to Arms Brewing Company. [Mild conversational kerfuffle] I don’t know if you want an address or not…
S: No no, just the brewery is fine. A little bit of mystery is not a bad thing. Could you please state what your role within the company is?
J: Yeah absolutely, I’m the co-owner and head brewer.
S: Excellent, thank you. Now, we do use the term “under oath” very loosely around here, but do you, you know, more or less swear that you’ll tell something resembling a mildly truthful statement today?
J: I pinky promise.
S: That’s actually what I wrote in there but it autocorrected to Piney so pinky swear is what I was looking for. Thank you for getting into what I need to be actually doing there. All right good enough for me you’re now under oath on BnL. Now could you please State for the record what beer we are drinking today and briefly describe it.
J: Alright today we are trying beer called Old Old wooden ship and it is a port barrel aged sour Saison.
S: It is delicious, thank you. Do you know roughly what the alcohol percentage is?
J: The ABV is 6.1.
S: Can you recall the Hops that were used, if any?
J: Yeah actually we used a little bit of bittering hops that was sorachi-ace, and the bigger hop was the aroma addition in the whirlpool and that was the huell melon.
S: Excellent. Any glitter to speak of?
J: [Laughs just a little too loud] No Glitter this time.
S: For the record anything New England-ish about it?
J: I’m going to go ahead and say no. It does have some pleasant haze but…
S: It does have that juicy color.
J: Right, right, and in this case I guess a normal part of the process.
S: A happy accident. Any pastries used or harmed in the making of this beer?
J: No pastries and no cheeseburgers.
S: Not even ingested?
J: None. [laughs with uncertainty]
S: Alright, excellent. So if this beer was part of the Trump administration, how long do you you think it would last until getting fired or indicted?
J: Oh my god it’d be fired like day one.