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  • 047: Orgasmic Meditation, Give Oral Like a Pro, Girlfriend Experience
    Is your spouse on Tinder? How do feminists feel about the girlfriend experience? Did you know that Boulder is a hub for group orgasmic meditation? Listen and learn the answers, along with strategies for giving great oral and supporting your partner’s fantasies. And in case you’re wondering, we’ll also cover the universal sign for ‘cum in my face,’ how to go down the cheese tunnel, and the significance of #helpmehelpyou.
    45 min
  • 046: Anal Brits, Scary STIs, Edging
    Have you been checked for drug-resistant gonorrhea? Been neglecting that dental dam? Tune in to hear about all the scary things out there that you might have, as well as the innovations that have made having great sex more fun and care-free.

    When we say 'edging' do you think about your lawn? If so, today you might pick up a new hobby, cure your premature ejaculation, and learn a technique for having earth shattering sex.

    After the Brits banned spanking, fisting and female squirting from their porn, it seems their now trying to save their asses (literally). What to do when the government is interfering with your bedroom playtime? Ride a washing machine. That and more tips this week from Family Affairs.
    36 min
  • 045: Divorce, Dating, Dirty Questions, Unicorn
    Family Affairs answers listener questions about coming out to your kids about dating after divorce, today’s dating landscape, getting Feeld, outsourcing your dating schedule, having game, why women should carry condoms and get intimate with their vibrators, navigating the cost-benefit of antidepressants for yourself and your kids, and learning to come into yourself sexually and never settle.

    Reach out to us at: [email protected]. Send us your dirties questions, suggest a salacious show topic, or perhaps enlighten us as to the origin of the phrase ‘do me a solid.”

    And remember, you shouldn't look to another person for your sexuality, you need to find it yourself.

    Feeld
    Thrinder
    Tinder
    PornHub
    Xtube
    Pokemon Go
    Honesty
    Dating
    putting out
    blind dates
    got game
    bumble
    OkCupid
    Tinder
    condoms
    Unicorn
    vibrator
    antidepressants
    anxiety
    divorce
    menopause
    ky liquibeads
    erotic template
    resexualize
    don't settle
    39 min
  • 044: The Asspert, NBA for Human Rights, Liberal Lube
    Today on Family Affairs we discuss what happens to your parachute plan after having kids, the NBA’s decision to stand up for Trans-rights, why manspreading is not pervy, whatever happened to Tae-Bo, lesbians and anal, pediatrician's talking sex, prepping your daughter's period kit, and Ben’s new side-profession, the ass gigolo.

    If you have questions about your relationship(s) and sex life, write to us at [email protected] and we'd happily give you a little sex therapy on-air. If you have questions about getting your anal on, you can reach Ben on Twitter @DickScurvy.
    38 min
  • 043: Hot in Herre, Porn Abstinence, Friend-Zoned
    The Family Affairs team is back, discussing Multiple Shots on Goal #MSOG, porn-induced erectile dysfunction, coping masturbation, how to safely wean off of porn addiction, the power of erotic fiction, and the friend-zone, a sack-less let down? We also discuss the mistakes guaranteed to get you placed there.
    38 min
  • 042: The Trump, Vaginal Steaming, Fleshlights
    Summer’s out and we’re talking modern love, burlesque flight attendants, women as predators, why people cheat on business trips, yoni massages and most importantly, ‘who’s your Daddy?’

    Listen in today to learn why you should always keep yourself interesting, what it’s called when the masseuse punches your anus, and how women were treated for hysteria in the 1800s, and what advice Lisa, Ben and Jen have for your adulterous fellow listener.
    51 min
  • 041: Flaccid Swap, Puberty, Sex Roulettes, and the Blowy
    What embarrassing misconception did you have about sex as a kid? Why do men have nipples? Do you need variety in your arousal template? Do you really know the difference between a soft swap and a hard swap? Sex roulette: is this a thing? How effective is HIV prevention medicine? What do you risk, besides a case of the babies, when you have unprotected intercourse? Since when did the blow job lose its stature? Finally, this week we also discuss sitters vs. squatters and the hoopla over unisex bathrooms.
    53 min
  • 040: Sexcapades on Film, Cameras in Vaginas, Polyamorous Thesp
    Meet sex adventurer and media creative, Stephanie Sellars who is drawing on her own sexcapades for inspiration on her web series and upcoming feature film: Lust Life. The world is ready for a major motion picture about polyamory and group sex, wouldn’t you agree? Learn about Stephanie’s experience losing her sex party v-card and introducing her husband to polyamory, as she dishes out some wise advice on juggling open relationships and getting into these exclusive orgies.

    Ben learns from an expert how to take one’s interest in sex and make it into a career, and we learn how far he can come after a year of producing Family Affairs. This week, we discuss sex in film, cameras in vaginas, polyamory vs swinging, poly-cocktails, and web persona, Veronica Willow with our very special guest.
    56 min
  • 039: My Husband Won’t Fuck Me
    Cunty? Bitchy? Resentful? Why won't my husband won't fuck me?

    Dr. Dawn Michael discusses her new book, 'My Husband Won't have Sex With Me' and the reason women are finding themselves in this hard (or not) predicament. Family Affairs talks Love vs Sex, when has your relationship expired, how to see the red flags, masturbating to Bell Biv Devoe, apps for a-sexuals, making your bedroom functional and sexy, sex after pregnancy and kids, and "your threshold for getting sick and throwing up because you touched poop."

    Is luck the most important factor in a good marriage? Why do 60% of marriages fail? Is there really such a things as porn addiction and how does what you learn about sex effect your sex drive? Don't you want to know?
    49 min
  • 038: Pillow fights, Fake Orgasms, Angry Sex, and Kama Sutra
    True or False: Marilyn Monroe was bad at sex? Women are less interested in sex than men? Can loss of libido in a relationship be cured? Is everyone capable of having an orgasm? Go for the lighter when a rat's stuck up your ass?

    For these answers and more, listen to this week’s Family Affairs episode as Dr. Brandy Engler discusses her latest book ‘The Women on My Couch”. You’ll also learn about what two ingredients are required for orgasm, the sexual intimacy paradox, what women can learn from the ancients to enhance their sex lives and Grandma’s take on fucking.
    55 min