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June 07, 2017Episode 38: The Naughty Children Shag a Gore MagalaThis week, the lads lament the terrifying, ancient monster that spreads chaos through the land, Theresa May. They also discuss the Gore Magala, while overly committing to the joke that they don't know what it matures into....more18minPlay
May 31, 2017Episode 37: The Sex Pistols Abolish The Seltas QueenThis week, Luke "Terrified of Insects" Summerhayes scarpered at the sight of the Seltas Queen which leaves Andy, Jay and Jas to soldier on and take on the Neopteron menace. Is she a scorpion? A spider? A beetle? An earwig? Listen on to find out!...more16minPlay
May 24, 2017Episode 36: The 90s Kids Pound a BrachydiosThe design, hunt and ecology of the Brachydios....more16minPlay
May 17, 2017Episode 35: The Swordsmen Slice a SeregiosDepending on whether you listen to Monster Mash for interesting monster discussion or top-tier bantz, this is either the best or worst episode yet. In their attempt to discuss the Seregios, the boys somehow discuss Mr. Worldwide himself, Pitbull, Andy's half-remembered gaming and whether a handjob from Steve is better or worse than voting Tory. (The answer is better. Anything is better)....more17minPlay
May 10, 2017Episode 34: The Digidestined CQC a TigrexHe's loud, he's aggressive, he's everyone's favourite dinosaur/ tiger hybrid, the Tigrex! Join Jay, Jas, Luke but not Andy as they manage to talk about Digimon, Dark Souls and Metal Gear. It's all relevant, I swear! Kinda....more25minPlay
May 03, 2017Episode 33: The Pack Usurp a ZinogreGet ready to wolf down some delicious audio #content as the Monster Mashers wax lyrical about the noble Zinogre. He's cool, he's tough, he's got a certified banger of a tune and his edgelord subspecies drives all the main ones wild. Enjoy!...more21minPlay
April 26, 2017Episode 32: The Crew Curse a NakarkosJoin Monster Mash down in Davey Jones' Locker to follow up our series on the Fated Four with an episode on the Nakarkos. Jay manages to suppress his hatred of squids and Luke successfully passes off "I watched Clash of the Titans for the monster bits" as knowledge of Ancient Greek mythology and literature....more21minPlay
April 19, 2017Episode 31: The Westerners Cross Swords with a GlavenusSometimes you want an elegantly designed, super interesting design for an animal that takes inspiration from nature, mythology and the human condition. Other times you want a big fire-breathing dinosaur with a sword for a tail. The last of the Fated Four, the Glavenus....more17minPlay
April 13, 2017Episode 30: Them Southern Boys Clash with an AstalosLook! Up in the sky! Is it a bug? Is it a dragon? No, actually, it's a wyvern. Listen to the Monster Mash weeabos wax lyrical about the Astalos. EDITED: This podcast was previously uploaded with the last line accidentally cut short, the bit where Jay called back to Luke's joke has been reinstated. Also a couple of awkward pauses have been removed. Enjoy!...more16minPlay
April 12, 2017Episode 30: Them Southern Boys Clash with an AstalosLook! Up in the sky! Is it a bug? Is it a dragon? No, actually, it's a wyvern. Listen to the Monster Mash weeabos wax lyrical about the Astalos....more17minPlay