Have you ever had your nasal hairs burnt by someone's stench or been in the presence of someone who smelt so bad that you thought it was you?

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Nothing I find greater displeasure in than watching someone gnaw at their nails like a rodent. Probably the best way to ensure I make a swift exit.

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Few things disgust me more than a clammy handshake. I literally die a slow painful death each time it happens.

https://0800yofam.com/a-disgusting-clammy-handshake/

A lament about people who wear t-shirts and hats with slogans like 'I Love Haters' not realising that the energy from said 'Haters' isn't doing them any good.

https://0800yofam.com/whtvrinnit/

Just like going shopping when you're hungry, you shouldn't try to change your barber when you're desperate for a trim.

https://0800yofam.com/i-tried-to-change-my-barber/

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We are in the days of decadence where people no longer wait for you to exit an elevator before trying to enter.

http://0800yofam.com/elevator-wars/

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There are many things which aggravate me in social settings but bad breath is perhaps the most evasive form of hygiene violation.

http://0800yofam.com/need-a-mint-2-0/

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That time when I repeatedly ignored someones dire attempts to throw shade on multiple occasions throughout the day.

http://0800yofam.com/dodging-shade/

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Are Malted Milk Biscuits a thing and if so do they deserve more respect and reverence than they actually get?

http://0800yofam.com/malted-milk-biscuits-put-some-respek-on-em/

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The outrage when I discovered that the Sales Assistant decided to lie to me about discontinuing sachets of Mayonnaise because she couldn't be bothered to do a stock replenishment.

http://0800yofam.com/ms-discontinues-mayo-sachets/

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