Full disclosure, Trustees (we're trying that out this week, please bear with us): on occasion, we don't do the required reading. So, if you want to know what sixty-four minutes sounds like with three hosts who each did exactly zero homework in the moments leading up to recording, well, here is your opportunity. We covered all the relevant topics, everything from Fun Uncle Australia to which presidential candidate is likely to conduct diplomacy via a third-gear bias-ply burnout in front of a Dairy Queen.

Trust in the Machine, y'all.