Awww yisss. Dan be goin HAM, shawty upgrade from bologna. Deges was high as shit, Brian was fully autistic, aye bruh you know what it is, we're the 2 dickheads handing out military grade secrets and talkin bout pussy. Big up da bois in gooole Hat Riot for sliding the intro, Young KP came with tha bangerzzzz. Peep the Insta @DumbAssBros_Pod we be 18 dummy thicc and stupid close to that 100 follower goal, fuxx witcha bois for da merch giveaways. 

Hello. Dan was fairly intoxicated, madam find a better man. Deges was elevated, Brian is a simpleton, we believe you to be familiar with the dichotomy of the show, we are peripherally related to military services and are also heterosexual. Thank you to our musically inclined friends in the thrash metal band named Hatriot for creating and supplying our new introduction music, a younger gentleman by the initials of K followed by a P delivered us a short song clip or "track" that we have come to appreciate. Please type in "www." followed by "instagram." followed by "com", then "/DumbAssBros_Pod" and click on the follow button because we are increasingly close to a milestone of 100 followers, which will result in us paying our money for someone else to get a shirt (Dan's idea). 

idk man if you know us you know I don't do social media stuff, and also that Dan is ghey.