Which side of Pop Tart history are you on? Spoiler alert: because I'm in charge of the descriptions, the correct opinion is that brown sugar cinnamon is better than wild berry. Email us if you wanna fight about it.

The AYWMRN team went really hard this week! Today you get to listen to us take an hour to do an ABC worksheet, feel superior to our exes, and fight about private and intellectual property. We also talk out of our asses about labor value and reconfiguring the country's monetary system.