Mao money, Mao problems! The boys learn about the Chinese cultural revolution, shoot some sparrows, and melt some pig iron! Then they learn about the town that murdered their bully, Ken McElroy, and boy did he get what was comin to him (but I ain't seen nothin!) Finally, the boys embrace their inner eldritch darkness and heed the call of Cthulhu, and use their newfound unholy knowledge to reveal HP Lovecraft's not so casual racism! Don't look up the name of Lovecraft's cat until after you've watched the newest episode of Based On What