Based On What

The end is nigh dear listener.
The federal government has been separated between the based and the unbased and the rapture is coming. Join our glorious prophet, Harold Camping, NOW, or you too will be led through the depths of hell by Pooblius Virginius. 

In this spooky episode of Based On What?, the boys prove the existence of not only GOBLINS and WITCHES, but also (strangely enough) A SOCCER PLAYER WITH A CALL OF DUTY KILLSTREAK. Grab your invisibility cloaks and adrenochrome latte and join us for this Halloween special and have your weak grasp on your ever diminishing reality shattered by the TRUTH about GOBLINS

The BASED ON WHAT? Season 1 finale is here!
Do you like cults? Superstitions? Child labor? Incest?
That's weird... what the fuck is wrong with you??

Girls. Bosses. We're fighting back against the patriarchy. Girls. We're closing the pay gap. Bosses. We're CEOs. Girl. Boss. GIRLBOSS. On this episode of Based On What?, we dive into the origins of the girlboss movement - with our first special GIRLguest - and see the sordid underbelly of girlfinance, girlfashion, girlcoworking, girlscamming, girlbathwater, girlaborexploitation, girlwirefraud, girlemails, and girlcoups. With just FIVE easy steps, you can become a GIRLBOSS too - and smash the patriarchy!

Who dunnit? Who shoved the bottle up the ass that broke the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate's back? In this episode of Based on What?, the boys take a deep dive into the complex web of ethnic hatred and memes that is the Balkans, and physically attempt to recreate the infamous "bottle-in-ass incident" that defined Serbian politics for nearly 15 years. Next, they crawl into a snowdrift next to Simo Häyhä, the greatest sniper of all, and blast Russian conscripts with only ironsights - and a ton of vodka. Then, they put themselves into the minds of the serial killers, cultists, and political radicals who have left trails of blood on the dark streets of Tokyo. Finally, they dive deep into the early history of humanity, and the great conflict that shaped all of mankind: THE FINNO-KOREAN HYPERWAR. Who will win this colossal planetary war? Who shoved the bottle up the ass that broke the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate's back?  

This week, the boys and special guest Jumaane, learn about the Chinese cult turned musical theatre, Shen Yun! Jumaane tells tales of the hype beasts of old (2016)
Join us as we dive into the psyche of George Lucas and his funny little racial stereotypes that inhabit the world of Star Wars!

Mao money, Mao problems! The boys learn about the Chinese cultural revolution, shoot some sparrows, and melt some pig iron! Then they learn about the town that murdered their bully, Ken McElroy, and boy did he get what was comin to him (but I ain't seen nothin!) Finally, the boys embrace their inner eldritch darkness and heed the call of Cthulhu, and use their newfound unholy knowledge to reveal HP Lovecraft's not so casual racism! Don't look up the name of Lovecraft's cat until after you've watched the newest episode of Based On What

Alvin, the chipmunks and the feds, work together to gaslight a man into believing in aliens, and a small child into selling crack to George Bush. 
ICP lore and the bite of 87 all culminate into this greatest lore video 

The boys dive deep into the ocean to find the skeletal remains of some deep sea troglodytes - the patrons of the heart attack grill and Dream minecraft and  his subservient followers. Tune in to find out what the point of the mask is.
A dream is a wish your heart attack grill makes. 

Join the boys for Biden lore, the corn pop arc (top 10 anime betrayals) 
How Ravens are plotting to take over the world, how Stede Bonnet got a feature on a Black Beard song, and It's Haudenosaunee story time! The oldest living participatory democracy on earth