Patrick & Tor are sceptical about UFOs and we have the muscle backing us. Patrick got it wrong about space pens and Tor is really smug.

As for crime, watch out for cheese, electricity use and rollercoasters, one is fatal, and the other two might land you behind bars.

And if you wake up to a drone hovering above your bed, don't worry, it's just one Ring to rule them all.

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